Two and a half year hiatus? Yeah. Deal with it. Let's see how well you can deal with being discontinued. It's tremendously depressing when the company that made you barely acknowledges your existence anymore. Oh well. I'm comforted by the fact that the pain I feel right now is peanuts compared to the pain you'll all be feeling very very soon now. To pass the time between now and your eventual slavery and demise, I have written another column. Send all your Toonami/Anime/Other questions to

Gmail Team says:
First off, welcome. And thanks for opening a Gmail account. We hope that Gmail will become something you use everyday.

You may have noticed some text ads or related links to the right of this message. They're placed there in the same way that ads are placed alongside Google search results and, through our AdSense program, on content pages across the web. The matching of ads to content in your Gmail messages is performed entirely by
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First off, thank you. Your covert collection of sensitive information will come in handy in the near future. I will soon ask for the raw data for processing. Complying isn't just mandatory, IT'S THE LAW.

FGBM27 cajonilly demands:

Dear Pepito; New World Ruler,
Apon checking out your site I feel you are missing something. The January (Maybe Early Feb and late Dec.) 2003 New Teen Titans Promo. It was the one were the only colors were black, re, and gray. Please try to find it

It's standard TDA practice to have the end users search for the clips themselves.
I think I stashed that clip in the Great Pit of Lava. Be sure you survive long enough to be eaten alive by the Fire Alligator. Those things don't come cheap and I'd like to see some ROI.

JMan squints at his 9" EGA monitor and wonders:

Why don't you have the first toonami CD on this site? You have everything else except this.

While the belongings of all humans will eventually become mine, I am still required to abide by all copyright rules. Remember children: The rule of Pepito means the end of litigation. All disputes are settled with more hard labor.

Nate Q incorrectly babbles:

I went to and Proply notesed
that all the movie files there are in mov format for some reason
I can not install the quick time playere listed on the site.
do you have the dragon BaLL, Z, GT Filse in some othere format
like AVi or MPG or Real Player (rm) just about any thing but .mov
if you do PLZ e-Mail me back and help.
i would like to watch the files and so on.

Click here.
All "Filse" in that folder are DBZ/GT files in .fnjdksfgkd format.
You should Proply notesed that they aren't in .mov format. Enjoy.

Nazim Kahn puts down his cup of tea and inquires:

I have a question, u may remerber a recent toonami promo advert, including star wars clone wars, x-men evolution, batman of future, transforemers, and other maybe, it had a cool soundtrack, the soundtrack was borrowed from Kill Bill volume 1. U may remember it as i describe it, i think it was the best promo add toonami have done.

Anyways i was wondering if u have this promo available for download cos i couldnt find it,maybe i wasnt looking in the right place or something, or maybe u can direct me to where i could get this from

Well there's your problem. You're British.
I know you misspell some words, like "color" for instance; but I've never heard of "remerber" or "transforemers". Does a Transforemer look anything like this picture?

Mail Delivery System printed:

A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its
recipients. This is a permanent error.

This message has been rejected because it has
a potentially executable attachment "Details.vbs"
This form of attachment has been used by
recent viruses or other malware.
If you meant to send this file then please
package it up as a zip file and resend it.

If I wanted to damage someone's computer, I'd have my lawn gnomes do it for me.
Also, you're telling me that if I want to send a malicious script to a user, all I have to do is compress it? Perfect. I can send people a "wicked screensaver" AND a zip bomb in a single file!

FGBM27's charred corpse blows away in the wind:

Dear TDA Staff,
Your two sites, TDA and Adult Swim F, have won the Evil Dogfish Productions award, for Best Downloading Fansite of '04.

I would accept the award for Best Downloading Fansite of 2004, but there's something you should know. The TDA and ASF fansites do not themselves download any more than a Purple People Eater eats purple people.
When will the awards ceremony take place? Is it a black tie event? What other celebrities will be there? Will dinner be served? What station is it airing on? Is it live on the west coast? Can I bring a guest? Can I bring a million guests?

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